Garmin is a LIAR

First, he tries to convince everyone that I am a trespasser, and run over buildings…

when, really, I swear, and I went up and down 90th street. And 90th street ONLY. Garmin, I have proof that you’re lying. I KNEW that pace was off and now I see what you’re doing, you’re all lies. This is not the first time you do this, and I am getting sick of it.

And just in the same exact day, you then tell everyone, ALSO, that I run on water, or swim during my runs (??!).

Excuuuuse me, but I am not a triathlete, and it’s also illegal to jump onto the reservoir… Are you trying to get me in trouble?? What did I ever do to you?? If you’re getting old, and don’t even know what you are talking about anymore, I think you might be up for replacement, so WATCH OUT!!!

Garmin is a LIAR

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